Because /one/ of the Cullen boys has it right. That's right. Me.

What you're supposed to do... and please do not spoil the fun. Create a new note, copy and paste this message, delete my answers and type in yours. Then tag good friends and family INCLUDING the person who tagged you. The theory is that you will learn one new thing about each of your friends.

THREE NAMES I GO BY
1. Jasper
2. Jas
3. Jaspurr ;) (Only to my lovely wife, Alice. And on occasion she'll call me JazzHands? -smirks- I am the brother with all the right moves.)

THREE JOBS I HAVE HAD IN MY LIFE
1. Chauffeur. To Alice. Only. -glares at Emmett and Edward, both snickering loudly- Shut it!
2. Maria's Bitch. Thankfully upgraded to Alice's husband. (Yes. This is a job. I do get paid. -bites his lip and shifts his feet- In private.)
3. Bat boy. -wide and cocky grin-

THREE PLACES I HAVE LIVED
1. Forks. I like it here, for the most part. But if we must move again so soon... I vote for Spoons this time. A more essential utensil.
2. Texas. Houston was where I grew up.
3. Hell. -tilts head slightly to the left, grumbling as Emmett insistantly pokes him in the back- Which would be right now.

THREE TV SHOWS THAT I WATCH
1. I don't watch television.
2. I dislike watching television.
3. ... -writes in tiny letters backwards 'ANTM' because it is true that Alice makes him watch it weekly- MTNA.

THREE PLACES I HAVE BEEN
1. Here
2. ...and
3. ...there. -holds on stubbornly to keeping certain things private-

THREE FAVORITE BOOKS
1. The Bourne Trilogy by Robert Ludlum.
2. Books that toy with the history of wars.
3. Southern hot sauce labels. My favorite is called Devil's Spit. -snorts-

THREE FAVORITE MOVIES
1. Gone with the Wind. -slips his shoe off his foot and tosses it at Edward's laughing head- At least it isn't A Walk to Remember!
2. -frowns down at the quiz and 'accidentally' skips number two-
3. Pearl Harbor.

THREE FEARS
1. That Alice finds out that I'm really not worthy of her.
2. That Maria really is a man. I once kiss that! -shudders and quickly moves to the next question-
3. -rolls his eyes- That Emmett continues to try and prove that Quidditch is a real sport. I dislike have to haul his ass up a cliff. Again.

THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO
1. A Walmart. I've never been allowed to go to a Walmart. Alice frowns upon it. -grins at the cute pout she'd conjure up if he tries-
2. A place where Edward's constant Emo emotions can't find me. -smirks and lifts a brow at the frowning tawny-haired brother- It's true.
3. Some place sound proof. With Alice.

THREE OBSESSIONS:
1. My Little Monster.
2. Bothering the hell out of my brothers.
3. Reading literature.

THREE OF MY FAVORITE FOODS
1. My favorite thing to taste is Alice.
2. ...At one point, I wanted to eat Bella. -shrugs- She smelled delectable at the time.
3. Mammals. -sighs and crosses that out- Stupid wild undomesticated animals that aren't humans.

THINGS I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO
1. Alice coming home from her day with Renesmee so I can have her all to myself.
2. Joining my brothers in creating a blog to smash each others self-esteems. -grins widely-
3. Stealing Emmett's 'pet' lion and blaming it on Edward.

THREE PETS THAT YOU HAVE OWNED
1. Esme had a chia pet once. I had to water it for her.
2. I once tied a leash to Alice's leopard-print stilettos. She failed to see the amusement my actions.
3. -pauses for a moment to listen to Edward's snorting and Emmett's growling- My brothers.

THREE FRIENDS WHOM (I HOPE) WILL REPLY
1. Alice: She looks adorable as she narrows her eyes at the computer when she can't decide what to place in each numbered slot. And it gives me reason to kiss the frustration away.
2. Bella: I want her to verbally abuse Emmett for me. Saves me the time.
3. Maria: I still want and need proof that she's actually a woman.

THREE FAVORITE BANDS/SINGERS
1. Jason Mraz. He's got great emotional vibes when he sings.
2. The Spill Canvas.
3. Yiruma- calming. I like calming.

THREE FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH
1. Baseball. Especially when Alice pitches... -clears throat-
2. If Alice isn't pitching or somehow involved, the rest of the sports known to mankind can go to hell.
3. -scowls and moves on-

THREE FAVORITE DRINKS
1. Potential drink- Bella Swan.
2. AB negative.
3. -rolls eyes-